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WWW Part 2: Master Chief vs Samus Aran: And the Winner is...

(Head over to this page for part 1 of the epic confrontation between what can only be described as two forces of nature)

When last we left our avenging heroes, Master Chief and Samus Aran were locked in mortal battle over Halo's control center. Their fight had left the controls a total wreck, angering Samus who had crash landed on the ring in hopes to save her adoptive home planet Zebes from imminent annihilation. Having lost any means to stop the energy weapon from firing, Samus is engulfed by an uncontrollable rage that can only be sated with blood....

Samus reels from the headshot, visor cracked. She retaliates with a well-placed missile shot to an exploding barrel next to Master Chief. He stumbles to recover. His shields are down. Samus pushes her advantage by charging up an Ice Beam and then just as she lets go, she sees the plasma grenade that Master Chief stuck on her during their last grapple. Before she can get it off, it detonates with deadly effect. The space-station's titanium laced windows shatter like brittle glass, leaving the combatants to feel the cold suction of vacuous space.

Meanwhile Samus' Ice Beam hits Master Chief square on the leg, freezing him to the metal deck. It was a risky gamble but his plasma grenade blew a chunk off Samus' Power Suit, leaving her ribs broken and bleeding.

Samus takes no heed of the wrenching pain. She leaps into the air and fires her Grappling Beam and disarms Master Chief. The guns land with a thud twenty feet away while Samus slides within kissing distance of Master Chief. A single breath later and she is on him, her arm cannon knuckled under Master Chief's chin.

Their helmets are side to side. Her lips next to his ear. Finally she speaks, "Get off my planet." With that, she overcharges her cannon and releases it full blast into Master Chief's head... And it is eviscerated!

She plants a giant cluster of 99 bombs in the engine room set to a 3-minute delay. By what can only be called divine luck, she finds an escape pod near the top deck. She launches into the void of space, hoping that she had done enough to save Zebes. God knows she's done too much already.

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