WWW Part 2: Master Chief vs Samus Aran: And the Winner is...

(Head over to this page for part 1 of the epic confrontation between what can only be described as two forces of nature)
When last we left our avenging heroes, Master Chief and Samus Aran were locked in mortal battle over Halo's control center. Their fight had left the controls a total wreck, angering Samus who had crash landed on the ring in hopes to save her adoptive home planet Zebes from imminent annihilation. Having lost any means to stop the energy weapon from firing, Samus is engulfed by an uncontrollable rage that can only be sated with blood....
Samus reels from the headshot, visor cracked. She retaliates with a well-placed missile shot to an exploding barrel next to Master Chief. He stumbles to recover. His shields are down. Samus pushes her advantage by charging up an Ice Beam and then just as she lets go, she sees the plasma grenade that Master Chief stuck on her during their last grapple. Before she can get it off, it detonates with deadly effect. The space-station's titanium laced windows shatter like brittle glass, leaving the combatants to feel the cold suction of vacuous space.
Meanwhile Samus' Ice Beam hits Master Chief square on the leg, freezing him to the metal deck. It was a risky gamble but his plasma grenade blew a chunk off Samus' Power Suit, leaving her ribs broken and bleeding.

Samus takes no heed of the wrenching pain. She leaps into the air and fires her Grappling Beam and disarms Master Chief. The guns land with a thud twenty feet away while Samus slides within kissing distance of Master Chief. A single breath later and she is on him, her arm cannon knuckled under Master Chief's chin.
Their helmets are side to side. Her lips next to his ear. Finally she speaks, "Get off my planet." With that, she overcharges her cannon and releases it full blast into Master Chief's head... And it is eviscerated!
She plants a giant cluster of 99 bombs in the engine room set to a 3-minute delay. By what can only be called divine luck, she finds an escape pod near the top deck. She launches into the void of space, hoping that she had done enough to save Zebes. God knows she's done too much already.

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Comments
Anonymous
- July 13, 2009 1:38 AM
Ahhh yes wiiland so of course Samus wins, retarded article, just watch Haloid it's pretty much the same thing.
andrew poudrier
- July 13, 2009 2:00 AM
dude............NO!
asd
- July 13, 2009 2:11 AM
maybe they slept together before and now she is pregnant!
joebob
- July 13, 2009 2:29 AM
Lets think this over for a sec. The man can roll a tank single handed, and yet he gets stuck to the deck by a shot from her ice cannon? In order to create the amount of ice needed to do that he would have to sit still and wait for her to finish icing him for like 10 minutes. We are not talking about a space pirate here, where talking Master Chief, a man who wiped out an entire alien race of zombies. While I'm on the subject of strength, why does he not punch her once instead of shooting her in the helmet when he has her in close combat? Everyone knows how powerful his melee is. If a shot of a weak weapon like the assault rifle does that much damage to her (which it wouldn't) a single melee would have decapitated her. Furthermore the plasma grenade would have killed her with her shields already low and having been stuck to her ribs.
Now on to more nitpicking, Where exactly did the plasma grenage come from? It wasn't listed in his arsenal. Why is Master Chief listed with four guns when he only carries three at most? Where the heck is this control room, that they feel the cold vacuum of space, when the Halo's control rooms are on the rings where there is plenty of atmosphere? How does Samus survive this "cold vacuum of space" when her suit has been so badly breached? What engine room does she leave the bombs in? Halo has no engine room. Its a giant weapon, not a space ship. Finally ,what escape pod on the top deck? When did a Halo have a top deck? And why would there be any escape pods on the thing? It is meant to destroy all life in the galaxy big enough to be flood food. There is not an escape pod fast enough to get you away from the ring's area of effect. The rings were made as a weapon of last resort, and as such an escape pod serves no practical purpose. After all who needs one when they are dead? Nothing adds up!
If you want to do justice to Samus, give her cred for her abilities, as she was completely outmatched the way you wrote it. By all accounts unless she has hidden powers like not needing oxygen to breathe, she should have died several times over, and that's with John coming in armed with his assault rifle instead of say, The sniper rifle, or a full on RPG and Spartan Laser. Anyways, if you want to see a good matching af Samus and a Spatan II than look up Monty Oum. He did a fantastic job of matching them up with his short film "Haloid".
Covenant
- July 13, 2009 4:55 AM
You forget the part where if Samus' ribs are exposed she is already dead as her suit is breached in space. Master Chief is going to grab her and not just let him blow his head off. Oh and the whole "finds an escape pod is lame". Nice try but I hardly think your little story is a definitive. Nerds will argue for years to come.
mr.nintendo
- July 13, 2009 2:47 PM
I knew it
Mike G.
- July 13, 2009 9:14 PM
Of course Samus would win, this is a Wii fanboy site.
Nanertot
- August 20, 2009 11:46 PM
I agree with asd.
First; the classic Samus Aran vs. Master Chief has been going on for YEARS now. I really like both characters, but if I were to choose, I'd side with the Master Chief.
Second; the winner varies depending on the site you go to.
It's the person writing the story that matters. (although it SHOULD be based on facts.)
On the Chief's side; he elimiminated an entire world, and 2 alien races.
On Samus's side; she took out countless creatures 10 times her size, and in metroid prime 2, destroyed a whole planet. Also, she beat an evil clone of herself...6+ times in 2 games.
Who will I side with? Master Chief. lets face it! he has ENERGY SHIELDS!!! Samus doesn't. He has enhanced nuero-cybernetic abilities. Samus can turn herself into a ball (although the power bomb is pretty cool...).
Third; asd is right: "Haloid" is awesome. look it up on youtube.
nanertot
- August 20, 2009 11:48 PM
oops... i said asd when I meant joebob...(I think...)
idiotkiller
- June 8, 2010 1:25 AM
what? Samus also has energy shields. if we're talking Samus at full strength, she has 10 or more energy tanks powering those shields. as in, she can take a lot of punishment before going down.
let's look at Samus' other abilities: multiple particle-beam based weapons, including ice, wave, and plasma; missiles and super missles; maru maru sphere bombs and power bombs; speed boost that can obliterate walls several feet thick; the screw attack, which deflects pretty much any projectile weapon and enemy; incredibly high jumping ability, allowing Samus to punish enemies from up high; and superior agility thanks to her Chozo blood.
i like Halo too, but Master Chief is in for one serious beatdown if he goes up against Samus.